Well played dashboard
and then I cried and all my tears were for Dean.
I will always miss Benny for being someone who never let Dean down.
Benny and Meg can never come back. They’re too busy ruling Purgatory as King and Queen.
Instead of killing an unwanted tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead.
I need one just to rearrange my city the way I like it.
So are we really just gonna ignore the murder comment or
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
Fucking hell! Use a book people.
Why would you want to put a book in your vagina
BBC Sherlock in the original Victorian era
WHAT IS THIS I MUST KNOW
one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home
Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account
She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice
She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female
"Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots."
Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults
when someone tries to spill the truth tea but you’re not ready to be scalded
i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell
what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.
a man walks into a bar exam. he is incredibly unprepared and fails to get his law degree
straight sex is so weird